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What is a guy who's sole goal in life is to get in to Harvard Medical doing playing around with a self-driving car in some geek competition and playing with numbers? No hint of any medical-related purpose in this movie...

Blackhat review

Seriously lame film. Computer hacker is a tough guy who fights, might as well be a field agent and gets the chick? Come on. Aside from the lame concept, it's pretty poorly played.

Olympus Has Fallen review

- The rule is as follows: If you've got some secret thing (like a weapon) to control and it needs secret codes (say 3) to activate and you've decided to give one code to each of three (seemingly dependable) people, do _not_ allow these three people in the same room at any time. Ever.
- Don't invite people you don't know and/or trust to spend the night with you in the Presidents Command Bunker
- One man's life is not worth the lives of Every Person In The Country, even if he is the president.
- What a stupid movie. I can't believe I made it through to the end.
- Does every movie need a sappy ending? Really?
- How did Morgan Freeman allow himself to get tied up with this movie?
- Don't invite people you don't know and/or trust to spend the night with you in the Presidents Command Bunker
- One man's life is not worth the lives of Every Person In The Country, even if he is the president.
- What a stupid movie. I can't believe I made it through to the end.
- Does every movie need a sappy ending? Really?
- How did Morgan Freeman allow himself to get tied up with this movie?

Total Recall review

oh my god what were they thinking when they made this movie? this is another i just couldn't manage to make myself sit through. while i enjoyed the original, this movie didn't...well, anything, really. it all felt so...boring, i guess is about all i can manage here.

eXistenZ review

My goodness. Some tips: find some actors, a director, perhaps a scriptrwriter and most definitely some props guys because this movie needs a _lot_ of help.

Flight review

What's with the stupid, sappy endings in so many American films? Can't anyone in the states figure out how to end a film? bah!

Iron Sky review

Another film I just could not finish watching. There's just so much wrong with this film. Acting. Story. If the idea here is to be comedic: fail, if science fiction: fail. And...in the beginning when the air lock opens to the surface of the moon the two are breathing! Bah!

Hijacked review

The acting in this movie has got to be the worst I've seen in a long time. It's as if they hired random people off the street as actors. I couldn't even get far enough into the movie to see if the story was any good. Bah!

Safe House review

Just another action film with lots and lots of, well, action. stupid ending, of course. Music was loud and actioney, too.

Enemy Mine review

My first clue should have been that it's a Dennis Quaid film. Thrown by the inclusion of Louis Gosset Jr., a film that should be avoided by everybody. There are no redeeming qualities to this film whatsoever.
